TAX the forest animals!!!

Why don't sharks go to jail for murder?

Why do birds get away with pooping on our stuff?

We invite horses to our parades and they shit all over the roads. NOT COOL.

Pass laws to make it illegal for deer to play on the roads

Imagine life before pizza...

There are thousands of wrong ways to eat a reeses

What happened to worshipping cats in Egypt?

Lets print 9 Billion, trillion dollars, make inflation illegal. divide the money up even and be doen with it already

The weather controlling goundhog does more for our country than the Easter bunny

It would be awesome if aliens from outer space were really nice and had the best jokes

It's not your fault your farts smell bad!

Whales love to listen to ocean music

That weird feeling inside might actually be the magic school bus

HOW WILL we REALLY KNOW IF IT's JESUS?

is it cheaper to live in holes like other animals? / What trees are illgeal to live in

Protect our ghosts from vacuum cleaners and other harmful sprays

Letting rich people decide on behalf of the poor never goes wrong

I can't believe you thought that was butter